FF – Not Fit for Purpose

draliman on life

Here is my story for Friday Fictioneers, hosted by Rochelle. This week’s photo was contributed by Sandra Crook.

Just in case, I should explain that in the context of a car, the “boot” is the UK English word for the “trunk”.

Copyright Sandra Crook

Marco exited the building followed by his minions, dragging between them two men, hands bound, sacks over their heads. Billy leapt out of the car.

“Over here, Boss!”

“Boys, chuck these scum in the boot and we’ll… what the hell is that?”

“Me new car!”

“Uh…”

“All the latest gadgets!”

“It has a boot the size of a peanut. We’ll never get ’em in there.”

“The old car was full of bullet holes.”

“Let ‘em go, lads. It’s their lucky day. Billy, inside. You ‘n me gonna have a… chat.”

“Ooh, great! Let me tell you about its amazing fuel consumption…”

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